Blond Special

A blond and brunette are walking down a street when they pass a florist shop.

The brunette, looking in, sees her boyfriend buying her favourite yellow roses.

"Oh shit," she says. "There's my boyfriend buying me flowers."

The blond is confused. "Don't you like it when he buys you flowers?"

The brunette responds, "Whenever he gives me flowers, he expects something in return.

I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blond thinks about this and replies, "Don't you have a vase?"

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English phrase - Chinese Interpretation

1. Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

2. See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao

3. Stupid Man. Dum Gai

4. Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni

5. Your price is too high! No Bai Dam Ting!!

6. Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

7. I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni

8. I think you need a facelift. Chin Tu Fat

9. It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?

10. Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

11. That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching

12. I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

13. This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

14. Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

15. You are not very bright! Yu So Dum

16. I got this for free. Ai No Pei

17. I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi?

18. Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

19. Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao

20. They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum

21. Stay out of sight. Lei Lo

22. He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka

23. Your body odor is offensive! Hu Man Go!

24. Pew, does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?

ONE LAST ONE....

25. We have a problem. Sum Ting Wong?